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Clueless (Cher Horowitz)
So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” But it’s like, when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But
Mean Girls (Regina George)
Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know right, it’s sooo embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eighth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana. And
A Little Princess: The Musical (Miss Minchin)
MISS MINCHIN: Would the Times print it if it weren”t true? Word has reached London of Captain Crewe”s treason against Her Majesty”s Government. Your father abandoned his trek to Timbuktu in order to lead a slave caravan to the coast. A feverish demise put a stop to his treachery. We
Charlie Wilson’s War (Gust Avrakotos)
My loyalty! For twenty-four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that’s because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that’s because I’m an American spy? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!
A Little Princess (Sara Crew)
I don’t have a mother either… she’s in heaven with my baby sister… But that doesn’t mean I can’t talk to her, I talk to her all the time… I tell her everything and I know she hears me because… because that’s what angels do. My mom is an angel
Tangled (Rapunzel)
I can’t believe I did this. … I can’t believe I did this. I can’t believe I did this!!! Mother would be so furious. That’s OK though, I mean what she doesn’t know won’t kill her. Right? Oh my gosh. This would kill her. This is so fun! I am