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Star Trek: First Contact (Captain Jean-Luc Picard)
No! Noooooooooo! … I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We’ve made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make
ali (muhammad ali)
I ain’t draft dodging. I ain’t burning no flag, and I ain’t runnin’ to Canada. I’m stayin’ right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I’ve been in jail for 400 years. I could be there for four or five more, but I ain’t
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Captain Jack Sparrow)
The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept the fact that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to
Enter the Dragon (Williams)
I don’t waste my time with it. When it comes I won’t even notice … I’ll be too busy lookin’ good. … BULLSHIT Mr. HAN-MAN! … Man, you come right out of a comic book. … Been practicing huh? … Uh. Ooooooooo ah.
Elf (Buddy Hobbs)
First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.
Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Is chivalry dead? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I want to ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his