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Pulp Fiction (Jules Winffield)
There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of
The Goonies (Lawrence “Chunk” Cohen)
Everything. Okay! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and
The Other Guys (Detective Allen Gamble)
OK, first off: a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up
The Talented Mr. Ripley (Tom Ripley)
Whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn’t it? Inside your head. You never meet anybody who thinks they’re a bad person or that they’re cruel. Don’t you put the past in a room, in the cellar and lock the door and just never go in
Zombieland (Tallahassee)
TALLAHASSEE: There”s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart. Not just any box of Twinkies. The last box of Twinkies… that I… or anyone… will enjoy… for all of time… in the whole universe. “Cause there”s an expiration date on Twinkies. And the Hostess factories are gone. So some
The Notebook (Noah)
NOAH: Allie, they”re not crazy. They”re right. And you shouldn”t talk to them like that. I don”t have a mother, but if I did, I would never speak to her the way you did. It”s not going to work out, Allie. You and me. You”re seventeen years old. You”ve got