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The Godfather (Santino Corleone)
What are you gonna do? Nice college boy, huh? Didn’t want to get mixed up in the family business. Now you want to gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped you in the face a little bit? What do you think this is the Army where you can
Reservoir Dogs (Mr. Pink)
Uh uh, I don’t tip. No, I don’t believe in it. … Don’t give me that, if she don’t make enough money she can quit. … I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, I mean I’ll tip if someone really deserves a tipping, if they really
Rocky Balboa (Rocky Balboa)
You used to fit right here. I’d hold you up to say to your mother: This kid’s going to be the best kid in the world. This kid’s going to be somebody better than anybody I ever knew. And you grew up good and wonderful, it was great just watching
A Bronx Tale (Sonny)
You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin’ right now. You’re only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano. Sugar Ray Robinson. Joe Louis. Sometimes you get ’em all at once.
Geico Dancing Caveman Commerical (Dancing Geico Caveman)
Baltimore is a great place to pick up dance moves, I find. Lotta heel work. … Jazz hands, anything with jazz hands. … I do the hustle just like you. Geico probably thinks this is easy too.
Dr. Strangelove (Major T. J. Kong)
Now look, boys. I ain’t much of a hand at makin’ speeches. But I got a pretty fair idea that somethin’ doggone important is goin’ on back there. And I got a fair idea of the kind of personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin’. Heck, I