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MacGruber (MacGruber)
To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing
Little Big Man (Old Lodge Skins)
Do you see this fine thing? Do you admire the humanity of it? Because the human beings, my son, they believe everything is alive. Not only man and animals, but also water, earth, stone. And also the things from them like that hair. The man from whom this hair came,
Live Free or Die Hard (John McClane)
I know I’m not as smart as you guys with all this computer shit. But, hey… I’m still alive, ain’t I? I mean, you’ve *got* to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some
Jerry Maguire (Jerry Maguire)
What can I do for you Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you? … I’m ready. … Show you the money. … Yea yea, no ,no show you the money. … Show me the money … Show me the money … SHOW ME THE MONEY! …
A River Runs Through It (Paul Maclean)
In Montana there’s three things we’re never late for: church, work and fishing.
Rocky II (Rocky Balboa)
I want to say one thing to my wife who’s home. Yo Adrian! I did it!